PS. I hope you all have an awesome weekend! xoxo
The illustrious Jennifer Fabulous is a tough act to follow. So naturally, when I jumped at the chance to write a guest post for her, I promptly came down with writer's block. And then it came to me, why not write about a timely topic that makes me deliriously happy: Halloween?!
Well, lo and behold Refinery 29 beat me to it with their round-up of "The Most Ridiculous Sexy Halloween Costumes". Ah, the "sexy" insert-virtually-any-noun-imaginable-here Halloween costume: skanky cop-out or just good
1. Sexy Skunk: Let's hope this comes in Unscented.
2. Gumball Machine: I'm sorry, but if your lady bits shoot out Jawbreakers, you may want to get that checked out. And not by the guy at the bar in a lab coat dressed up as Guy Neckologist.
3. Snooki: No doubt there will be a lot of Jersey Shore-inspired costumes out and about this Halloween. And with good reason, orange skin is very seasonally appropriate. However, here is the description of the costume: "Includes dress. Does not include shoes, wig or jewelry." Um, really? Not even a Bumpit?! What's the point?
4. Sexy Family Guy Brian Costume I honestly can't decide whether this is awesome or profoundly disturbing. Maybe a martini (or six) will help...
5. Sexy Big Bird (And Cookie Monster, and Elmo...) Can you tell me how to get... to therapy so I can attempt to salvage the remnants of my severely fractured childhood innocence? (And get me another martini so I can deal with the fact that they've snubbed arguably the sexiest of the Sesame Street monsters: The Snuffleupagus. Appalling!)
A huge thanks to Jen, for letting me contribute!
I saw the big bird one & was like what the hell in the stores? The skunk one is hilarious!!! I hope it's unscented too!!! I kinda think the Brian costume is funny. If you get someone to be Stewie it'd be perfect!
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the bird costume is something i would probably wear lol.
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never gonna look at sesame street the same
ReplyDeleteOh, this reminds me that I should definitely look for a Halloween costume asap because I have no clue of what I'm going to wear! Btw, there some great aviator jackets at Zara and H&M. And of course they aren't very expensive. Have a great weekend. Thank you for your endless support it really means a lot to me :)
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Great post! The gumball outfit is new to me, it's really cute! Have a great weekend XOXO
ReplyDeleteBAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!! i thought about doing a post like this, but i was too lazy. and i think yours turned out better than mine ever would! :)
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha, the sexy Family Guy Brian outfit is cracking me up! Not gonna lie, I'd wear that just for a laugh! It's so ridiculous!
ReplyDeletehahah yah,,, sometimes there are just some things u cannot make sexy!!!
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i totally want to be a skunk. Or, a bag of jelly beans....
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Hehe, these are hilarious! The Brian one is actually kinda cool, but the Big Bird one is more on the creepy side...
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Not gonna lie...kinda wanna be a gumball machine now. Maybe not that one though
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Haha love the commentary. The Family Guy Brian is such a confusing costume lol - who's going to get that? Great post!
ReplyDeleteOff to her blog now for more awesomness;-) I adore the skunk image - does that make me mad? I think it does. lol. Hope you are well. have a nice weekend.xx
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i like the Sexy Skunk! hahaha. but the bird is cute too.
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I think a lot of people will go as Snooki this year - that's scary!
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Hahaha!! And are they suppose to be scary??? Great post... there is so much to say about sexy halloween or fancy-dress party dresses!! Does actually someone buy them??? You must look ridiculous wearing any of these!!
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Hey, love this guest post! Also, thanks for commenting on my blog, it was quite a while ago now, but i have only just had time to check up on my beloved blog. My favorite/worst definitely has to be the skunk. I think it's made my day...Thanks. :)
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That's a nice sexy big bird costume! I wonder what my daughter would think of me if I'm on it. :)
ReplyDeleteSkunk costume? Haha! You'll probably win first prize if you put on the scent, too. LOL!
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Gah! I want to be the Sexy Skunk - it is cuteness!! :P
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ReplyDeletethanks so much for your sweet comment:)! and I bet Snooki will be done a lot during Halloween:D we don't really celebrate halloween here in the netherlands.. ahh well.. I have my awesome bday party on halloween night so:D thats fun aswell:)
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ReplyDeletesex family guy brian ??? really ? thats truly ridiculous. and snooki needs to come with a bump it at very least.. otherwise we can get any skanky slutty dress and call it a costume
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun and well written post! Love it! All costumes are so unique! But I personally think the last one is the cutest!
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