MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Thanks everyone for the sweet Christmas wishes! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday!

Today is my birthday!

To celebrate, I thought I would show you Jennifer Fabulous Through the Years. Hahahaha!


I was a chubby baby. I'm now chubby again. I have come full circle.



Even at three years old, I loved to talk on the phone. I haven't changed a bit.



I've had that cabbage patch doll since before I was born. Even at seven, I never let her out of my sight.



In the years leading up to middle school, I got more awkward. I want to jump in this photo and warn myself.



Middle school was a living hell for me. All of the sudden, I was an unnattractive dork who got locked in the girls' locker room by the cheerleaders.



In high school, it was payback time. The same girls who made fun of me in middle school wanted to be my friend. The boys who had called me names asked me out. (I'm not kidding, it was like a 1998 teen movie). It gave me great pleasure to tell them hell no.



In college, I spent two years dressed like a beatnik and the other two years dressed like a hippie. I miss those days.



...and Jennifer Fabulous, today!! Yay!

Now I'm off to go be lazy and eat pink champagne cake until I'm obese! (I'll be bitching about the inevitable weight gain in the near future, I promise). But for now, I just don't give a damn! XOXO!