Monday, July 4, 2011

Let Freedom Ring!


We are innovative.


We are good honest folk who drink good honest beer.


You can keep your soccer.


We live in between LA and NYC.


We prefer to buy our ice cream in the same store which sells our ammo.


Movie stars are so 50 years ago.


It was written in the Constitution that yes, we will get in your fucking face.


We introduced you to McDonald's. You're welcome.


We don't think this is weird.


But most of us think this is.


We are Americans.


Happy Independence Day.
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37 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 4, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    omg..i love this.

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  2. socialitedreamsJuly 4, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    i died laughing at the cow motorcycle...omg, that made my LIFE bwahahaha

    happy independence day my fellow american :P

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  3. Rachella - flourishingfit.comJuly 4, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    some of them are really great. I liked the two pictures of Hugh Hefner & the gay marriage. I think the fact that the one is cool and the other is strange, is very weird.
    x

    would you please vote for me here by clicking on "STEM" (and share this with some friends)? You're able to vote every day and I'd be so so so grateful!

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  4. JosieJuly 4, 2011 at 2:15 AM

    Haha, hilarious, Jen. Happy 4th, my dear!
    xo Josie
    www.winksmilestyle.com

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  5. SherinJuly 4, 2011 at 4:14 AM

    Greatest post ever! I loved it. Happy 4th July to you!

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  6. SarahJuly 4, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    Very good! Happy 4th of July!
    x

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  7. AnonymousJuly 4, 2011 at 4:31 AM

    I'm torn as to whether or not to show this to my American boyfriend... I think I might have to, though :) SO FUNNY

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  8. SusieJuly 4, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    This was hilarious! Happy Fourth!

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  9. MikaelaJuly 4, 2011 at 4:43 AM

    Happy Independence day to you, too! :) Finland's is on December :D

    People don't always realize how important independence is! We in here could be still part of Russia or Sweden, but I'm happy to call my homeland Finland.

    xx
    absofuckinglutely

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  10. ImogenJuly 4, 2011 at 5:00 AM

    Happy Independence Day to you. Love this fun post. I love Americans forever for introducing us to McDonalds.

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  11. Once Upon A Time...July 4, 2011 at 6:05 AM

    such an original post! keep it up!! and happy 4th of july!!!

    jos xx

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  12. StephanieJuly 4, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    Is this one of those "you can only laugh if you're American" things? Because I thought it was really funny. And a lot of it can also apply to those of us North of the border. Happy Independence Day my American friend! :)

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  13. Julia, the Thanksgiving GirlJuly 4, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    Haha, what a fun congratulatory post! Happy 4th of July to you!

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  14. Baby Budget BlogJuly 4, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    Cool post! Happy Bday America!

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  15. ShannonJuly 4, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    hahahaha - happy 4th, chick.

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  16. -E-July 4, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    have you seen the louis theroux documentaries about the westboro baptist church? pretty good. go USA!

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  17. BonBon Rose Girls KristinJuly 4, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    LMAO. You are the best! Happy 4th!

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  18. BonnieJuly 4, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    THIS IS THE BEST.THING.EVER.
    Marry me now, please. Mr. A will understand.
    P.S. This could not be more correct. It is the true definition of being an American.

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    P.S. I have no idea what people were talking about on my blog when they wished me a happy anniversary. It wasn't our anniversary. I never mentioned an anniversary. I don't know where that came from.

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  19. VixJuly 4, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Brilliant! You are spot on. Have a good 'un. xxx

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  20. DanielleJuly 4, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    Hahahaha brilliant, just brilliant! :)

    x

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  21. AnonymousJuly 4, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    Hhaha i love this post! Allthough i don´t live in us i feel like i know everything there, like in the post :)

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  22. Movies on my MindJuly 4, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    I honestly think that you should have your own television show like Letterman or something. This post made me laugh... not an easy thing to do.

    As a Brit with no civic pride and a complete incomprehension of jingoistic patriotism, let me wish you a happy ID4.

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  23. nooneJuly 4, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    LOL this is hilarious, yea we do buy ice cream in the same place as the motor oil or ammo (but we can't own guns in canada) and the hugh hefner thing well, he's just... special! haha! happy 4th of july!

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  24. Chicago Chic July 4, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    What a post Jennifer!!! Some strange stuff here in the USA for sure..... some really twisted things...

    I hope you are having a great weekend & I must thank you for all of your amazing comments lately. You always brighten my day, truly.

    xo
    Rachel

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  25. TanviJuly 4, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    You are crazy funny. Crazy and funny too!!! :P

    Hope you had a good 4th of July

    ♡ from © tanvii.com

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  26. Chelsea FinnJuly 5, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    Haha oh my. This made me laugh so hard. Every country has its flaws, right? hahah
    Happy fourth of july. :)

    <3Chelsea Elizabeth
    http://www.organizedxxmess.blogspot.com

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  27. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJuly 5, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    This is very humorous and deeply profound. I especially like the references to what we think is weird/not weird. How perverse our values are.

    I hope you had a great 4th. Be well.
    xoRobyn

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  28. AnonymousJuly 5, 2011 at 4:09 AM

    Haha))) nice)

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  29. UnknownJuly 5, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    ahahahh
    fantastic!

    Thanx so much for your comment, hun!
    Your blog is awesome!! I'd be really glad to follow you:)
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  30. Couture CarrieJuly 5, 2011 at 6:17 AM

    Love this post!
    Hope you had a fabulous 4th, darling!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  31. Diego R. WyattJuly 5, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    LMAO I just screamed in my office. This is hilarious. Awesome photos. Hope your 4th was a blast!!!


    Diego
    www.howtozipyourfly.com

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  32. Audrey AllureJuly 5, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    Such a great post! Hope you had a happy 4th :)

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  33. UnknownJuly 5, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    I almost peed my pants laughing at this you are too hilarious

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  34. OlgaJuly 5, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    I wouldn't recommend sending this lineup of photos in a capsule for aliens :)

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  35. Bronzed HumanityJuly 5, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    LOL! Your genius love!
    xx

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  36. FashionJazzJuly 5, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    Totaly fab post babe, ur the best! Xx

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  37. UnknownJuly 5, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    OMG...I seriously can't stop laughing..this is by far one of my favorite's post from you girl!!

    These images are truly priceless.


    <3 Marina
    Fashion.MakeUp.LifeStyle

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