Thursday, December 8, 2011
You know you're a fashion blogger if...
15. You have a boyfriend, husband, or mother who is sick of taking your photo.
14. You know what color-blocking means.
13. Almost every single clothing item or accessory you own has been displayed on the internet, at least once.
12. "Fabulous" and "gorgeous" and "amazing" are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary.
11. You accidentally sign an e-mail with “xoxo”… to your boss.
10. You know what random girls around the world have been wearing every single day for two years, but you still don’t know their last names.
9. You don’t think #10 is weird.
8. You have lied and said you liked a blogger’s outfit, even though you thought it was crap.
7. You have kindly written “nice post!” on someone’s blog even though the post was written in foreign language, and pretty much could have been political propaganda demanding you to join the Communist Party.
6. You are personally insulted if someone stops following you, and then you spend too much time trying to figure out who it was and why they left.
5. Most of your followers are girls under the age of 25.
4. You display the contents of your purse to strangers. And they actually care.
3. If you ever decide to travel abroad, you most likely have at least one contact in every country.
2. You have received the same blog award, at least three times.
1. You’re smiling because you know exactly what I’m talking about.
I DONT FASHION BLOG ALL THAT often but yikes this is kinda true lol
ReplyDeleteHahaha really funy post, and I'm saying the truth!
ReplyDeleteLove from armarioenduddas :)
lol so true!
ReplyDeletexo
Ha! Love this post, darling!!
ReplyDeletexoxox,
CC
haha nice post ;)
ReplyDeleteI love #11. (This list could also be titled, "Reasons you're probably not going to be a fashion blogger, ever, Shalini.")
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny! And so true. I think every one of them applies to me which, in a weird way, makes me proud.
ReplyDeleteYou know me well ;)
ReplyDeleteCrickey - sounds awful. Not a very delightful post but I'm all for humour though. Have a nice weekend.
ReplyDeleteLMFAOOOOO!!! All of these are so true. HAHAHAHAHA I had a blast reading these Jenn. You are hilarious funny! Have a great day my friend.
ReplyDeletehttp://sassyuptownchic.blogspot.com/
I dont know whether to laugh or feel ashamed. but i will do the former seeing as you and i are both bloggers.
ReplyDeletewe should all start chanting and joining hands in a circle "one of us one of us !!" lol
LOL! #7 really makes me giggle ;)
ReplyDeleteHahaha, love your post (it is true)
ReplyDeleteAH! You nailed it Jen! Right on the head. Ugh, my bf is SO sick of taking photos. Can I add one to your list?
ReplyDeleteYou justify clothing purchases as "investments" and "reading content" for your readers.
And, you lust after camera's that cost just as much, if not more than a Chanel bag.
Lovely post!!
LOL...
ReplyDeleteToo cute, Jen. And, yeah... Real life. Every. Single. One.
ReplyDeletexo Josie
www.winksmilestyle.com
This is so cute and apt! I was giggling through each point. Maybe you should do one for personal bloggers too! :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteYou know you just had a baby when you follow tons of mommy blogs and use the word "adorable" 25 times a day.
You are breath of fresh air, my dear!
LOL! Dammit...you've figured me out ;)
ReplyDeleteI love it when you make fun of fashion bloggers. Your last one was hilarious as well.
XO
Azu
Hilarious and true : ) Thanks for checking out my blog and posting! I appreciate all your blogger tips. Still just a beginner, in my second month, so I guess it just takes time. I'm loving it though!
ReplyDeleteJenn
passengerseatperspectives.blogspot.com
#4 made me giggle. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI am 15 for 15. FUCKING SCORE.
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Twitter: @GlamKitten88
You rock ... and I feel totally at home with this post! :P
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Haha I had so much fun reading this, thanks a lot!
ReplyDeletexoxo ;) Ingrid
http://eaudeglam.blogspot.com
So true!! ; ) CXOXO
ReplyDeleteYep I'm smiling. Haha.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I loved #7. I'm always sitting there saying "damn...what should I say in the comment??".
ReplyDeleteHehe, cute list! I can relate to most (but not all) of these. Honestly, I won't say I like an outfit if I don't. I'd rather just not comment...
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Haha, AMAZING!!! It's all so true. #13 is my favourite. And I've definitely done #6.
ReplyDeletehahaha, I love #10. It's weird how...stalkerish we can be!
ReplyDeleteHaha!! This was hilarious and apparently spot on. I know I can be guilty of some of these things myself. As a blogger or follower.
ReplyDeleteEverything you've said about a fashion bloggers is funny and true. Sometimes, I wonder about how strange it is that fashion bloggers are so productive.
ReplyDeleteNumber 6. All day. Every day. Currently actually in that situation...
ReplyDeletehi beautiful! a lot of tnks for ur comment! hahaha amazing post! i really love the 1 phrase! (: do u want to follow each other? i'm already following u (:
ReplyDeletexx from Spain!!
It all sounds perfectly normal to me. Maybe I should become a fashion blogger too? ;-) Btw, I am 48 so your #5 does not work! Well done Jenny. Posting something for you on FB tonight. Hope you like it ;-) Veronique (French Girl in Seattle)
ReplyDeleteI think I should do a similar post on my own blog, except make it "You know you're NOT a fashion blogger when..." My list would include:
ReplyDelete- pyjamas are viable daytime attire
- you once wore a purple plaid dress with brown striped legwarmers
- you ask your husband "does this match?" before leaving the house
- you wear Halloween socks in April
Ummm...I mean...nice post.
ReplyDeleteahaha- 10, 9, and 4 are my favorites :) This is funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL at number 10!
ReplyDeleteSo true and yes I am smiling!
ReplyDeletei can relate to number 15 but thankfully, boyfriend is not yet annoyed taking my photos. XD
ReplyDeletei so agree!!:D
ReplyDeleteFantastic. I answered yes to almost all of these.
ReplyDeletefabulous, gorgeous, amazing post!!!
ReplyDeletefor real!!!
kiss,
http://cocobloggers.blogspot.com/
I love this picture. I love this post. And I HEART you! This is perfection! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm a new follower and loving this blog!
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Haha, so true esp on #7, when they don't even integrate a translate button lol.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this I have a new and confirmed identity! Thanks for the humor and truth here . . .
ReplyDeleteFunny post :)
ReplyDeleteI really like your blog and follow.
http://jungle-of-life.blogspot.com/
haha this was funny. Even though I'm not a fashion blogger I can relate. I've seen some ugly outfits and lied and said they were cute when really I was thinking "So is mismatching every thing possible in style now??" lol
ReplyDelete-Arielle
www.humblepievintage.com
Nice post, I think what you've written is fabulous! Really though, I'm more than halfway to becoming a fashion blogger, if this is the criteria - LOL!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
xoxo
;P
Such fun post - so much truth in there :D this made me smile like a mad person - thank god I'm alone in the dark. (oh wait, that sound a bit crazy too...)
ReplyDeletehaha, you are very right! you make me smile!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I followed your blog, hope you can follow back, too!
Thanks!
It’s a GIRL Thing
haha. you understand me so well :D really funny post!
ReplyDeletehttp://thesmallnoble.blogspot.com/
I'm guilty of a lot of these! It's so true it's almost embarassing!! But at least there is a community of lovely people who all share these same points. Awesome list! :)
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Rachel
thanks for your lovely comment sweetheart. love your blog! what do u think abot following each other? let me know!
ReplyDeleteI like your blog darlin'.
ReplyDeleteWanna follow each other?
Let me know!
xoxo
http://fashionscrown.blogspot.com/
haha so true for every single thing you pointed out :)
ReplyDeletewhere can I "like" this to share? haha
www.pinklemonincrystal.blogspot.com
LOL!!! I love that list! Though I'm not a fashion blogger but a makeup one. :P anyway most applies in my situation too ^^
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haha this one makese me laugh :)))
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Hey!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the sweet comment!
your blog is really interesting! I like it!
I already followed you
Please, will you do the same if you have the time?
Thanks!
I hope to hear from you soon!
http://sittieinthecity.blogspot.com
First of all hello and thanks for your comment!
ReplyDeleteYes I would love to follow each other!
I follow you now!
This post is AMAZING and that's not I lie!!!!
You are totally true with all these facts!!!!
Loved it!!!!
xxx
Miss Starshiny
wow this is ALL SO TRUE!! :O
ReplyDeletenow following your blog!!! :)
http://pearlsdiamondsandfashion.blogspot.com/
hahahahaha.. I couldn't stop laughing. you spoke abt me,, :D wow.. such a 'fabulous' post.. you are 'amazing'.. n well. .gorgeous :D
ReplyDeleteI actually mean those 3 words ;)
Thanks for visiting my blog dear :)
would u like to follow each other? I'd be waiting fr ur ans on my blog.. n no I won't unfollow u :P
New post
Love
Akanksha
Great post! I am not a fashion blogger, but can relate to many of your points as I follow a lot of fashion bloggers. Great post =)
ReplyDeleteI had a smile on my face reading this post- amazing!
ReplyDeleteM.
xo
www.stylesocietyinc.com
aha - truer words have never been blogged :)
ReplyDeleteXO
www.pearlsandpaws.blogspot.com
thanks for your visit!!! if you like we can follow!!
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have a wonderful day… keep in touch
hahahahahah this is soo true!
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to follow!!!
ReplyDeletekeepintouchwithfashion.blogspot.com
have a nice day....keep in touch!!!
hey hey.. Thanks fr following me :) M following u 'forever' right now ;)
ReplyDeleteN thanks fr ur lovely comment
Hi lovely, thank you for your visit!!! I like your blog!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can follow each other? What do you think?
Have a nice day!
Besos, desde EspaƱa, Marcela
Brilliant post hun (And I totally mean it ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are spot on with all your observations, I am guilty of some of these.
I sound like a fashion blogger, but I wear too much pink to be one!
ReplyDeleteOh my... its like you took words out of my mind and penned them down... this is so very true and amazingly well put... love it <3
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so cute!!
ReplyDeletefollowing you
hope we can follow each other
xo
www.alina-ballerina.com
Hahaaa love this, thanks for posting!
ReplyDeletehttp://styleservings.blogspot.com/
for the most part, yes, i agree with this list. i don't know any of your last names, but we are definitely friends! :)
ReplyDeleteyeah, i know what you're talking about! lol
ReplyDeletejsut the boss stuff hasnt gotten to me - yet!
Hilarious and so true! Love #15!
ReplyDeleteGTBB,
http://badjoan.blogspot.com
http://cookingjoan.blogspot.com
Hhahahaha, we are not strictly fashion bloggers but, yes, we agree with the most of the items. Great blog. We are following you.
ReplyDeleteWicked and funny and all so true!
ReplyDeletehaha!
ReplyDeletei was smiling THROUGHOUT while reading this!
I was and still am smiling...so true!!!
ReplyDelete<3 Marina
Fashion.MakeUp.LifeStyle
HAHAHAHA! this is a hit!
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes. And...yes. ha ha. Love the color blocking one, lol.
ReplyDeleteJennifer, this post is FABULOUS! I agree with most of the points besides lying about a crap outfit! Very well written! I am inspired to do a post on my blog like this!
ReplyDeletexx
http://junebiswas.blogspot.com
this is great! i'm a fashion blogger alright haha! you hit them all right!
ReplyDeletejos xx
HAHAHA sadly these things are so true i think i have done at least 4 so far and its only 9am LOL
ReplyDeleteI was actually smiling and silently agreeing with most of what you enumerated. Good one. :)
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This is so funny but I totally agree.
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Love
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