Thursday, December 8, 2011

You know you're a fashion blogger if...



15. You have a boyfriend, husband, or mother who is sick of taking your photo.

14. You know what color-blocking means.

13. Almost every single clothing item or accessory you own has been displayed on the internet, at least once.

12. "Fabulous" and "gorgeous" and "amazing" are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary.

11. You accidentally sign an e-mail with “xoxo”… to your boss.

10. You know what random girls around the world have been wearing every single day for two years, but you still don’t know their last names.

9. You don’t think #10 is weird.

8. You have lied and said you liked a blogger’s outfit, even though you thought it was crap.

7. You have kindly written “nice post!” on someone’s blog even though the post was written in foreign language, and pretty much could have been political propaganda demanding you to join the Communist Party.

6. You are personally insulted if someone stops following you, and then you spend too much time trying to figure out who it was and why they left.

5. Most of your followers are girls under the age of 25.

4. You display the contents of your purse to strangers. And they actually care.

3. If you ever decide to travel abroad, you most likely have at least one contact in every country.

2. You have received the same blog award, at least three times.

1. You’re smiling because you know exactly what I’m talking about.

93 comments:

  1. I DONT FASHION BLOG ALL THAT often but yikes this is kinda true lol

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hahaha really funy post, and I'm saying the truth!
    Love from armarioenduddas :)

    ReplyDelete
  3. Ha! Love this post, darling!!

    xoxox,
    CC

    ReplyDelete
  4. I love #11. (This list could also be titled, "Reasons you're probably not going to be a fashion blogger, ever, Shalini.")

    ReplyDelete
  5. That's so funny! And so true. I think every one of them applies to me which, in a weird way, makes me proud.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Crickey - sounds awful. Not a very delightful post but I'm all for humour though. Have a nice weekend.

    ReplyDelete
  7. LMFAOOOOO!!! All of these are so true. HAHAHAHAHA I had a blast reading these Jenn. You are hilarious funny! Have a great day my friend.
    http://sassyuptownchic.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  8. I dont know whether to laugh or feel ashamed. but i will do the former seeing as you and i are both bloggers.
    we should all start chanting and joining hands in a circle "one of us one of us !!" lol

    ReplyDelete
  9. Hahaha, love your post (it is true)

    ReplyDelete
  10. AH! You nailed it Jen! Right on the head. Ugh, my bf is SO sick of taking photos. Can I add one to your list?

    You justify clothing purchases as "investments" and "reading content" for your readers.

    And, you lust after camera's that cost just as much, if not more than a Chanel bag.


    Lovely post!!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Too cute, Jen. And, yeah... Real life. Every. Single. One.
    xo Josie
    www.winksmilestyle.com

    ReplyDelete
  12. This is so cute and apt! I was giggling through each point. Maybe you should do one for personal bloggers too! :)

    ReplyDelete
  13. Hilarious.

    You know you just had a baby when you follow tons of mommy blogs and use the word "adorable" 25 times a day.

    You are breath of fresh air, my dear!

    ReplyDelete
  14. LOL! Dammit...you've figured me out ;)

    I love it when you make fun of fashion bloggers. Your last one was hilarious as well.

    XO

    Azu

    ReplyDelete
  15. Hilarious and true : ) Thanks for checking out my blog and posting! I appreciate all your blogger tips. Still just a beginner, in my second month, so I guess it just takes time. I'm loving it though!

    Jenn

    passengerseatperspectives.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  16. I am 15 for 15. FUCKING SCORE.

    http://www.glamkittenslitterbox.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

    ReplyDelete
  17. You rock ... and I feel totally at home with this post! :P

    ♡ from © tanvii.com

    ReplyDelete
  18. Haha I had so much fun reading this, thanks a lot!

    xoxo ;) Ingrid

    http://eaudeglam.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  19. Too funny. I loved #7. I'm always sitting there saying "damn...what should I say in the comment??".

    ReplyDelete
  20. Hehe, cute list! I can relate to most (but not all) of these. Honestly, I won't say I like an outfit if I don't. I'd rather just not comment...
    www.saysskippy.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  21. Haha, AMAZING!!! It's all so true. #13 is my favourite. And I've definitely done #6.

    ReplyDelete
  22. hahaha, I love #10. It's weird how...stalkerish we can be!

    ReplyDelete
  23. Haha!! This was hilarious and apparently spot on. I know I can be guilty of some of these things myself. As a blogger or follower.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Everything you've said about a fashion bloggers is funny and true. Sometimes, I wonder about how strange it is that fashion bloggers are so productive.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Number 6. All day. Every day. Currently actually in that situation...

    ReplyDelete
  26. hi beautiful! a lot of tnks for ur comment! hahaha amazing post! i really love the 1 phrase! (: do u want to follow each other? i'm already following u (:

    xx from Spain!!

    ReplyDelete
  27. It all sounds perfectly normal to me. Maybe I should become a fashion blogger too? ;-) Btw, I am 48 so your #5 does not work! Well done Jenny. Posting something for you on FB tonight. Hope you like it ;-) Veronique (French Girl in Seattle)

    ReplyDelete
  28. I think I should do a similar post on my own blog, except make it "You know you're NOT a fashion blogger when..." My list would include:

    - pyjamas are viable daytime attire
    - you once wore a purple plaid dress with brown striped legwarmers
    - you ask your husband "does this match?" before leaving the house
    - you wear Halloween socks in April

    ReplyDelete
  29. ahaha- 10, 9, and 4 are my favorites :) This is funny!

    ReplyDelete
  30. i can relate to number 15 but thankfully, boyfriend is not yet annoyed taking my photos. XD

    ReplyDelete
  31. Fantastic. I answered yes to almost all of these.

    ReplyDelete
  32. fabulous, gorgeous, amazing post!!!
    for real!!!

    kiss,
    http://cocobloggers.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  33. I love this picture. I love this post. And I HEART you! This is perfection! :)

    ReplyDelete
  34. I'm a new follower and loving this blog!

    http://lauraunrefined.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  35. Haha, so true esp on #7, when they don't even integrate a translate button lol.

    ReplyDelete
  36. After reading this I have a new and confirmed identity! Thanks for the humor and truth here . . .

    ReplyDelete
  37. Funny post :)

    I really like your blog and follow.

    http://jungle-of-life.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  38. haha this was funny. Even though I'm not a fashion blogger I can relate. I've seen some ugly outfits and lied and said they were cute when really I was thinking "So is mismatching every thing possible in style now??" lol

    -Arielle
    www.humblepievintage.com

    ReplyDelete
  39. Nice post, I think what you've written is fabulous! Really though, I'm more than halfway to becoming a fashion blogger, if this is the criteria - LOL!

    Happy Friday!
    xoxo
    ;P

    ReplyDelete
  40. Such fun post - so much truth in there :D this made me smile like a mad person - thank god I'm alone in the dark. (oh wait, that sound a bit crazy too...)

    ReplyDelete
  41. haha, you are very right! you make me smile!

    Anyway, I followed your blog, hope you can follow back, too!
    Thanks!

    It’s a GIRL Thing

    ReplyDelete
  42. haha. you understand me so well :D really funny post!
    http://thesmallnoble.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  43. I'm guilty of a lot of these! It's so true it's almost embarassing!! But at least there is a community of lovely people who all share these same points. Awesome list! :)

    x
    Rachel

    ReplyDelete
  44. thanks for your lovely comment sweetheart. love your blog! what do u think abot following each other? let me know!

    ReplyDelete
  45. I like your blog darlin'.
    Wanna follow each other?
    Let me know!

    xoxo
    http://fashionscrown.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  46. haha so true for every single thing you pointed out :)
    where can I "like" this to share? haha

    www.pinklemonincrystal.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  47. LOL!!! I love that list! Though I'm not a fashion blogger but a makeup one. :P anyway most applies in my situation too ^^

    http://daphyin-makeupisart.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  48. haha this one makese me laugh :)))

    http://excurlythoughts.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  49. Hey!
    Thanks for the sweet comment!
    your blog is really interesting! I like it!
    I already followed you
    Please, will you do the same if you have the time?
    Thanks!
    I hope to hear from you soon!

    http://sittieinthecity.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  50. First of all hello and thanks for your comment!
    Yes I would love to follow each other!
    I follow you now!

    This post is AMAZING and that's not I lie!!!!
    You are totally true with all these facts!!!!
    Loved it!!!!
    xxx
    Miss Starshiny

    ReplyDelete
  51. wow this is ALL SO TRUE!! :O

    now following your blog!!! :)

    http://pearlsdiamondsandfashion.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  52. hahahahaha.. I couldn't stop laughing. you spoke abt me,, :D wow.. such a 'fabulous' post.. you are 'amazing'.. n well. .gorgeous :D
    I actually mean those 3 words ;)

    Thanks for visiting my blog dear :)
    would u like to follow each other? I'd be waiting fr ur ans on my blog.. n no I won't unfollow u :P
    New post

    Love
    Akanksha

    ReplyDelete
  53. Great post! I am not a fashion blogger, but can relate to many of your points as I follow a lot of fashion bloggers. Great post =)

    ReplyDelete
  54. I had a smile on my face reading this post- amazing!

    M.
    xo

    www.stylesocietyinc.com

    ReplyDelete
  55. aha - truer words have never been blogged :)

    XO
    www.pearlsandpaws.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  56. thanks for your visit!!! if you like we can follow!!
    http://keepintouchwithfashion.blogspot.com/
    have a wonderful day… keep in touch

    ReplyDelete
  57. I'm happy to follow!!!
    keepintouchwithfashion.blogspot.com
    have a nice day....keep in touch!!!

    ReplyDelete
  58. hey hey.. Thanks fr following me :) M following u 'forever' right now ;)
    N thanks fr ur lovely comment

    ReplyDelete
  59. Hi lovely, thank you for your visit!!! I like your blog!
    Maybe we can follow each other? What do you think?
    Have a nice day!

    Besos, desde EspaƱa, Marcela

    ReplyDelete
  60. Brilliant post hun (And I totally mean it ;)
    You are spot on with all your observations, I am guilty of some of these.

    ReplyDelete
  61. I sound like a fashion blogger, but I wear too much pink to be one!

    ReplyDelete
  62. Oh my... its like you took words out of my mind and penned them down... this is so very true and amazingly well put... love it <3
    http://fashion-opolis.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  63. so cute!!

    following you
    hope we can follow each other

    xo

    www.alina-ballerina.com

    ReplyDelete
  64. Hahaaa love this, thanks for posting!

    http://styleservings.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  65. for the most part, yes, i agree with this list. i don't know any of your last names, but we are definitely friends! :)

    ReplyDelete
  66. yeah, i know what you're talking about! lol
    jsut the boss stuff hasnt gotten to me - yet!

    ReplyDelete
  67. Hilarious and so true! Love #15!

    GTBB,
    http://badjoan.blogspot.com
    http://cookingjoan.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  68. Hhahahaha, we are not strictly fashion bloggers but, yes, we agree with the most of the items. Great blog. We are following you.

    ReplyDelete
  69. haha!
    i was smiling THROUGHOUT while reading this!

    ReplyDelete
  70. I was and still am smiling...so true!!!


    <3 Marina
    Fashion.MakeUp.LifeStyle

    ReplyDelete
  71. Yes. Yes. And...yes. ha ha. Love the color blocking one, lol.

    ReplyDelete
  72. Jennifer, this post is FABULOUS! I agree with most of the points besides lying about a crap outfit! Very well written! I am inspired to do a post on my blog like this!
    xx
    http://junebiswas.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  73. this is great! i'm a fashion blogger alright haha! you hit them all right!

    jos xx

    ReplyDelete
  74. HAHAHA sadly these things are so true i think i have done at least 4 so far and its only 9am LOL

    ReplyDelete
  75. I was actually smiling and silently agreeing with most of what you enumerated. Good one. :)

    http://itsheiditorralba.com

    ReplyDelete
  76. This is so funny but I totally agree.

    xoxo
    Love
    http://lovethefashionista.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  77. Whats up guys, my name is Vasylyna, I am originally from UA currently living in windy city of United States.
    I love fashion, travel, animals and so much more. But who does not love these things, right?!
    I want to share with you my passion for fashion. My fashion is inspired by elegance of Coco Chanel and simplicity and
    comfort of our 21's century http://www.venalion.com click and see the magic !

    ReplyDelete
  78. Thanks you to sharing this informative blog. i really happy and appreciate you. keep updates to write new blogs. if you need any clarification regarding makeups visit our website.
    Best fashion blogger in mumbai

    ReplyDelete