I hate to break it to you, but you're not.
Because this guy is:
Jonny recently sent me a New York Daily News article about Carl McCoid, a 39-year-old housekeeper, from Yorkshire, England, who is a self-described Miley Cyrus superfan.
Carl credits the 19-year-old celebrity for helping him get through a difficult divorce, by listening to her music and admiring her beauty from afar.
He has spent around $800 to have Miley's face, signature, and song lyrics tattooed all over his body.
He even has a twitter account dedicated to his love for her.
Some of his tweets:
About this photo:
This photo:
#MileyPerfectHumanBeing
"I'm obsessed! Miley tattoos are addictive lol!"
"Her boobs sure are perfect!"
"Just listened to Time of Our Lives! Obsessed!"
Etc.
Carl's dream is to one day meet Miley and he admits, he would probably die if he did.
Ironically, he would be in perfect company, because I'm pretty sure Miley would die on the spot if she saw his creepy tats.
He also said he's not stopping at 15 tattoos. He's definitely going to get more. Perhaps a wedding portrait??
I hate to judge this guy's obsession. After all, you're reading the blog of a girl who once broke onto Morrissey's tour bus for five glorious hours.
But everything about this situation is creepy to me.
It's borderline pedophile. (I wonder when he started becoming obsessed with Miley. Didn't she become famous when she was 13?!?) The tattoos make my skin crawl. And his gushy, high school style tweets make me wonder if Carl is mentally unbalanced. I mean, he doesn't strike me as violent guy who would ever want to harm her, but he just seems whacko.
And well, anyone who gives Miley Cyrus that much credit has to be nuts anyway. Let's be real.
What are your thoughts?
Morrissey = cool. This = creepy. And what in the fuck is swag? Ugh, humans...
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Ah! I heard about this! So weird!!
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I think that's too much, creepy.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this?! People really like Miley Cyrus?! WHAT IS THIS?!
ReplyDeleteGawd that portrait tatt is AWFUL. No wonder he got divorced.
ReplyDeleteI think that's a bit too much and weird !!
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That face tattoo is so creepy, he sure does sound like a pedophile. I can accept teenage girls worshiping Miley but a full grown man? Ummm that is really unbelievable for me!!
ReplyDeleteTotally mental! He seems so creepy. Also, someone should tell him that that tattoo doesn't look much like her.
ReplyDeleteForget that freaky bloke, you broke into Morrissey's tour bus? Please tell us more! x
ReplyDeleteYou should tell that story about Morrissey some day. Or maybe you have and I just haven't found that post?
ReplyDeleteuhh.. this is just creepy and weird.. ew. ewwwww she's a baby!! she's not even legal yet.
ReplyDeleteI'm just shocked his obsession is Miley? Really?
ReplyDeleteYup - must be unbalanced. :)
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that guy is insane... yikes! seriously some people are so crazy...
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Well, that's uh, some dedication! Whatever floats his boat I guess?
ReplyDeleteI never want to be one to question anyone's mental state, but that much obsession over anyone/anything is questionable...and that's before you even get into the age discrepancy, and when his obsession may have began, etc.
ReplyDeleteThat tattoos certainly seem regrettable. 15 tattoos of any one things seems like a really bad idea, but...I mean...Miley lyrics? I don't know.
But, to be honest, what I really want to know is...more about you hijacking the Moz tour bus. You can't just throw that out there and then move on!
His tweets and his tats are really crazy! He should get his money back on that terrible portrait tattoo by the way.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I had no idea you were such a big Morrissey fan. Now you're 10 times cooler. I love him and The Smiths! I think Big Mouth Strikes Again is my fave.
This is definitely a bit much! All those tattoos and crediting her to helping him get over the divorce..yikes!
ReplyDeleteThis is too weird... how the devils did you find out about this guy and his serious obsession?
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so, how old "really" is he?
ReplyDeleteOhmygosh, this is very creepy, if I were Miley i would be afraid. Maybe I don't get why he would be obsessed with Miley of all the talented celebrities in the world...I mean she's Hannah Montana for goodness sake!
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteOMG - so awful that this creep is British - what can I say
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking loser. I'm used to seeing Madonna and Britney obsessed fans (which I could understand I guess) but this takes it to another level. A talentless slut is not somebody I'd brag about getting tattoos of.
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He's lost it Jen! HAHAHAHAHA He's crazy! There's no other way to analyze it. Eeeek! I hope he doesn't see this post! LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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No no...that is creepy. He's obsessed and not right in the mind. People like that go too far and then try to danger themselves or the person their obsessed with. Too much. Makes my skin crawl, I think he should be evaluated before he goes even further. Too strange. x
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a documentary I watched not too long ago. I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned it to you before (I may have, my memory is shot!), but have you seen I Think We're Alone Now? It's a film about two uber fans of Tiffany. Yes, Tiffany. Judging from what I know about you and your interests, I think you'll really like it. It's pretty crazy to watch.
ReplyDeleteSo, this was basically the most entertaining post I have ever read! I seriously cannot believe that Miley Cyrus has a superfan. Personally, I kind of love her style! :)
ReplyDeleteThis is insane. It makes you wonder why someone that age would be so interested in her; like he's not really the target audience of her music or movies or anything. The tattoos are taking it way too far. I'm surprised he chose Miley Cyrus to become obsessed with. I don't like her at all. I think she is fairly talentless.
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ReplyDeleteGoodness, that's a bit too over the top. I'm more concerned about the artist who drew that horrible depiction on his arm, hardly resembles her. haha! Interesting post as always dear. -xx
ReplyDeleteUm, so I'm still stuck on the fact you got onto Morrissey's bus for 5 hours?! WE NEED TO HANG OUT!! Any girl who hops fences while carrying a Chanel bag, and sneaks onto buses is my best friend. For life.
ReplyDeleteKinda like this guy's rather terrible rendition of Miley's face is on him...for life.
I saw this on Buzzfeed the other day and was so grossed out. She HAS to know about this guy by now, right? I would be so freaked out :X
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Ohhhh, you were with Morrisey for 5 hour or just the tour bus? Anything would do, I would have loved doing that too!!!!! Great, well done!
ReplyDeleteI found it very strange too... too many tattoos, but just like you said, we have our tastes too, he might not like them... so, I respect as well, but not my thing!
Ohhhh, you were with Morrisey for 5 hour or just the tour bus? Anything would do, I would have loved doing that too!!!!! Great, well done!
ReplyDeleteI found it very strange too... too many tattoos, but just like you said, we have our tastes too, he might not like them... so, I respect as well, but not my thing!
Hey Jen! :D Wow this is so creepy! Too much for sure.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have nightmares tonight.
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He's going to be single for the rest of his life, isn't he? And if you tell me he has a girlfriend, I will be shocked.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's probably brokenhearted that she's engaged now.
What a nut.
I bet this dude never gets laid. He must be off in the head. And yeah! She's only 19, so how long has he thought she has the "perfect tits"?! lol
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That's just too much!! lol
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