Friday, June 1, 2012

Real-Life Barbie Doll

This is Valeria Lukyanova. She is a living, breathing Barbie Doll.


For the past few months, media outlets around the world have been mesmerized by this 27-year-old woman.


Rumors have been swirling that breast implants made her a 38 DD. Doctors claim she's had ribs taken out to have an 18 inch waist. They say her hips were widened too. Newspaper articles state she's had more than $100,000 worth of plastic surgery.

All in an attempt to re-create herself as visual blow-up doll for men.


Valeria has quickly become the most famous person in Russia.
She is constantly updating her tumblr with photos of herself draped in skanky clothing and adorning doe-eyed Barbie-esque makeup.


And she recently released a video angrily stating she has NEVER had plastic surgery.

She said her beauty and body are merely the products of good genes and an all-organic diet. She says she doesn't drink or smoke.


She also expressed disappointment that, despite her obvious vanity via the tumblr, more people don't realize she is simply a serious musician and astrologist.

Valeria said she is an opera singer who has written more than 70 songs. She also said she teaches workshops and holds seminars on how people can use astro-travel to find themselves.


Oh, and she's 21, apparently.

But Valeria didn't realize that being young also means the media can discover any virtual trail from your past.

Here are photos of Valeria from five or six years ago:



So, what do you think? Genes or docs?

56 comments:

  1. Its statistically impossible for any human to have exact Barbie features or figure. Unless of course you get yourself under the knife!! I cannot understand why anybody would like to turn themselves into a mere doll!! Doesn't make any sense to me.

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  2. this is seriously crazy.....i dont understand why people can go to such extents for cheap publicity..

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  3. wow! what an extreme...she does look gorgeous though, at least in the face. that body weirds me out lol

    Vonnie
    http://www.socialitedreams.com/

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  4. docs. thats so extreme. why?

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  5. Ick...

    Many, many docs.

    xoxox,
    CC

    P.S. Hope you have a fab weekend, too, darling!

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  6. Wow...this is a fascinating post! I can't believe she did all of that to herself (allegedly, right? ha...) It is really sad that she morphed herself into that, though. I think she looks incredibly creepy, and removing ribs to have a smaller waist? Seriously?!

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  7. That is scary!! I had to look away at one point, because it was like some Stephen King nightmare doll chucky thing coming to get me. Nothing against her wishes to look like this, but it's just not on for me. And to claim it's all real and what not, it's over the top. I know your waist can go small like that if you wear an extreme corset over a loooong time, but I think she must have gotten stuff done by the looks of her old pictures. I hope you have a great weekend & thanks for the note on my facebook page...I do enjoy your posts loads :)) Have a super weekend!! xx

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  8. Barking effing mad I say! Seriously? Why??? I totally lol when you wrote that she denied any plastic surgery... OK, each to their own, but this is OTT!

    Where on earth did you come across this Barbie lady?
    x.o.x.o

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  9. To me it looks like she drinks, had a nose job, lip injections, and a boob job...clearly! And of course, any other surgery that would allow her to have the Barbie figure. It sucks because if she really can sing Opera, that's where her talents and focus should be instead of where it happens to be now.

    Either way, I'm checking out her tumblr.

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  10. I checked out her tumblr and website just now...
    I feel so sad. Why do people do this to themselves? How is she going to feel about herself and her appearance when she is 80?? Can she give birth, or even carry a child? How can she sing opera if she has no known diaphragm??
    Silly girl.

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  11. How much must she hate herself to have done this? It's so sad.

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  12. Crazy, she really does look like a Barbie in that first pic... definitely had surgery. But Barbie smiles and I dont see her smiling (with teeth) in any pictures...

    XOXO

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  13. This chick is cray! She has all kinds of crazy "astro-planing" videos on YouTube, very strange. However, I do believe her face is *almost* natural, since she has a makeup tutorial about how she makes herself look like Barbie (I know...I'm a creeper).

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  14. I just wanted to chime in here and say that I really dig the whole dead eyes thing that she's got going on...

    I like it when they lay still like that!

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  15. Doctors, obviously. Chick is nuts! I don't even want to know how painful it must be to have ribs removed. WTF?

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  16. Oh. Dear. God. WHY? And I can't believe doctors would go throw with these procedures. Oh wait, apparently they didn't.

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  17. Seriously, it's the doctors, although it looks like pretty good work...

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  18. Wow, I can't believe this! Is she for real? There is no way that THAT is genetics. It's okay if she had plastic surgery she just needs to admit that she did and not lie about it.

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  19. Her tumblr is creepy. Those old photos are so funny. She obviously had plastic surgery. She looks like a weird sex doll. People are odd haha

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  20. Her body is really off. She clearly has mental health issues to believe she enjoys looking like this. Poor thing. When I see someone as deluded as this, I can't help thinking how much of a life they don't have.

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  21. I've seen this before, and it still creeps me out - she looks so unnatural...

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  22. oh my goodness!!!! if i saw her walking down the street i would have no choice but to bust up in unstoppable laughter!! everything about her is just too funny looking hahaha i dont know how she looks at herself and thinks that is beautiful hahahaha that is a joke of a women!haha her goal in life is to be F$#% doll! haha what a waste of a human brain haha she is the exact reason young girls today think they need to be bleach blond plastic pieces of sh%# to have friends an be accepted!! hahaha and her tummy looks disgusting like just nasty (gag) haha well everything about her is nasty haha i dont even have to meet her and i already know i would slap her right across her silicone face haha there isnt one even small thing beautiful about that women haha she definitely looked better before she replaced her skin with silicone and shaped her body like someone who is dieing haha i cant say enough how much of a joke of a women that is haha and its funny because men now and day for some reason think that is "hot" hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha if that is hot plz plz just let me be UGLY hahaha that being said i loved this post deary! :) i have never laughed so hard in my life! :) i adore your posts they always give me so much to say and they are so so so much fun to read, i always cant wait for your next post, because i know i'm going to just adore it! :) keep these amazing posts coming deary! :)

    wishing you a lovely day,
    TheRitzyFlapper (Alicia)

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  23. She's dead behind the eyes. Docs.

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  24. I forgot to add this-
    She has an uncanny resemblance to that sex doll Bianca from "Lars and the Real Girl". Don't you think?

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  25. my seven yr old son over my shoulder and says - she looks like a barbie ... to my more world weary eyes she looks like a sex doll ... dearie me!! le

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  26. This is totally far out! I can't believe she expects people to think she has never had plastic surgery. Where is no way a person would naturally have that body, the waist especially. I don't understand why she would do this; doesn't look good at all. It goes to show what an unrealistic body shape Barbie has when you actually see it like this. Thanks for a fantastic post I found it very interesting.

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  27. Whatever it is it's horrible. x

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  28. Docs totally. Though I kind of love the results. Is that vain of me? I'm sorry I love Barbie dolls! :/

    P.S. When it comes to boys and fashion, my strategy is divide and conquer. Separate Rian from his college soccer shorts (i.e. hide them in a place he will never find them), and put a pair of nice man shorts in their place - he will be forced to wear them. :)

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  29. Blimey - it is amazing how much this person does indeed look like a Barbie

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  30. Definitely Doctors- She looks like barbie but its most likely quite fake.

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  31. I don't know about the body... but she can't argue that the nose isn't fake if you compare it to the older pictures! She does look like a barbie... but my question is, why would you want to?

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  32. oh god!! she looks like a barbie!!

    XX

    www.aroundlucia.com
    www.aroundlucia.com

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  33. I just read this from OMG facts: OMG Facts ‏@OMGFacts

    Barbie's life-size measurements would be 39-23-33, standing 7 feet, 2 inches tall with a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.

    Should somebody tell her?

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  34. gosh, this is scarier than most horror films I've seen so far O_o

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  35. This girl is everywhere... it's crazy! she's an absolute Barbie!

    xx,
    Meelena

    www.theserialshopper.blogspot.com

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  37. Wow I think she definitely has some issues, anyone who wants to look that skinny is looking for attention. Plus she is claiming that she hasn't has any plastic surgery?! Umm I don't think so honey...

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  38. This. Is. Horrifying. Enough said?
    xo Josie
    www.winksmilestyle.com

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  39. WOw. ok, I am going to say not only doc, but doctored photos as well. I would have to see live video to believe her body is really that size/shape. GAH!!! WHY!?!?!

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  40. Docs for sure. And she needs help! Someone find her a shrink. NOW!

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  41. looks like photoshop, similar to "dakota rose"

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  42. docs definitely! her face looks just like a Barbie! it's her body that goes all wrong. that's crazy she's doing that to herself.
    http://www.averysweetblog.com/

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  44. Lol All these "I's so sad"... "she has mental health issues"... etc. is merely a sham superiority hiding the fact that you're all jealous.

    She looks amazing. She's every man's dream. Anyone who doesn't understand why girls want to look like dolls is remarkably lacking insight. A doll is a beautiful, timeless creature. Peel back the thin veneer of political correctness and you have a girl's doll-like feminine desire, and men who want to play with real dollies. It's called human nature.

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  45. she really needs some help cuz dat looks ridiculous

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  46. shut up
    jealous much
    i love her
    she is perfect and you are not
    so shut it
    you go girl. i love you

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  47. I think she looks gorgeous. Now she just needs to work on her interview skills so people stop calling her crazy from her odd remarks. She has a great plastic surgeon.

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