My life is perfect. I have a prestigious job, tons of money, and a fantastic body. Everyone I meet is jealous of me. And I don't blame them. I'm fucking fabulous.
Just take a look at how I spent my day!
I woke up this morning hungover, but still gorgeous. (I was up all night partying with my extremely rich friends!)
I played with my dog for a bit. Isn't he beautiful?
After I got dressed in my favorite vintage outfit, I met my best friend for breakfast at a nearby cafe.
Here we are at the beach! Do you like my new suit??
Oh shit! My car broke down on the way to meet my boyfriend at the park. Fortunately, I'm quite the mechanic!
When I got to the park, my boyfriend and his soccer team were in the middle of a game. I jumped right in, of course.
Oh, and I helped them win the world championship that afternoon. Typical me!
Later that day, my boyfriend took me to the museum. We, um, learned a lot.
As the sun set, my sister and I went to the grocery store to buy dinner.
And then I babysat her daughter. I am such a good auntie!!
Phew! What an exhausting day! My two gorgeous friends and I are just going to crash on my sofa for the night and gossip.
How was your day?!?
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