Erotic Fan Fiction

The hottest book around right now is, of course, Fifty Shades of Grey.

I refused to read the Fifty Shades series for a long time because of its stupid origin: the book is Twilight fan fiction.

Seriously.

E.L. James, the author, had written erotic Twilight fan fiction that became so popular, she simply renamed the characters, made a few tweaks, and released it as the Fifty Shades series. Now she's a millionaire.

I'm thinking Stephenie Meyer needs to get some royalties...?

Anyway, I've been a sucker for steamy romance novels since high school, so I decided to pick up a copy of the trash lit at my local grocery store.

So far, I'm bored with it. But I haven't gotten to the good parts yet, so who knows.

In tribute to Fifty Shades of Twilight, I thought I would share with you some other erotic fan fiction I delightfully discovered on the internet.

(I've attached links to the original sources, in case some of you get hot and bothered and want to read more.)

Perhaps some of these fan-scribed stories will score a book deal as well.

Enjoy:

Harry Potter (Goes Gay)

Plot:

Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley fall in love and become gay lovers. They take a road trip across the United States.

Best excerpt:

Ron slides his tongue over the back of my thumb, causing me to gasp quietly at the tickling sensation. He moves onto my pointer finger, evidently determined to capture every last drop of butter that I have horded onto my hand.

Best quote:

"Draco, just because I haven’t slept around a lot doesn't mean I haven't been interested in people," Ron said. "I dated one of the guys up in the Magical Creatures department, and crushed on a graduated Hufflepuff who came back at Dumbledore's request to help the Order, and fooled around with Lee Jordan. "


Cinderella (Gets Spanked)

Plot:

Cinderella becomes Prince Charming's sex slave.

Favorite excerpt:

"Cinderella. You must obey," I said, as I took my hand and swatted across her crimson flesh, her skin moving violently, under the swift strike of my swing. Again I lifted, and came down full force. She shrieked under her muffled lips, but kept her mouth pursed and her wails, within. Satisfied, I stopped and began rubbing my hands across her buttocks, massaging at her aching bottom, that felt unusually warm. Her hips slowly began to thrust upward, pushing into my hands, meeting with them, begging them for more.

Favorite quote:

"Cinderella. I wish you to be more than just a servant in my court, I wish you to be my personal submissive."


Sweet Valley High (Goes Lesbo)

Plot:

Best friends Jessica Wakefield and Lila Fowler have too much to drink at a Christmas party and get frisky.

Favorite excerpt:

Jessica pressed her lips to Lila's. The brunette tasted of chocolate and rum punch, and there was a strange hesitancy to her stillness as her raspberry-glossed lips remained immobile against the blonde's. And then all of a sudden the cheers of the other students were a roar in their ears along with the blood rushing through their veins and Jessica was gasping for breath because she'd lost hers in the most infuriatingly wonderful kiss she'd ever had the fortune to be a part of.

Favorite quote:

"...don't let any other girls catch you under the mistletoe, okay?"


Pride and Prejudice (Gets Kinky)

Plot:

Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet have sex with tropical fruit...and each other.

Favorite excerpt:

Darcy then touched the thing near her mouth. Before she could bite into it, he took it away. He must have put it inside his mouth because she heard him saying, “very sweet, juicy and tasty.”

Favorite quote:

"I can taste your woman scent on the banana.”

Thoughts?