But, in reality, the world was a much darker place.
Imagine being a kid in the 1950s...
...and these were your toys.
Oh, you don't want to play by yourself anymore? I understand. How about playing a board game with your parents? That's safe, right?
No? Okay, how about browsing through your mom's fashion magazines? Surely those won't be terrifying. Christian Dior dresses, Chanel suits, and satin gloves. Sigh. Let's look at some of the advertisements now!
Well, fuck. Forget that shit. Let's just watch television!
Ummm you know what, mom? I think I'm just going to go play outside!
Much, much better.