Tuesday, February 2, 2010

I'm a Monster

Silicone. Saline. Poison. Inject me, baby. I'm a free bitch.

"I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is, with Gaga in this world"
-Elton John



Ten Life Lessons I Learned from Lady Gaga
10. The stranger a shoe looks, wear it. Even if it is uncomfortable. Fabulousness knows no pain.



9. Barbies are not just for little girls.




8. There is no wrong way to wear your hair.



7. Being brunette is just as much fun as being blonde.



6. Never forget who your friends are, no matter where life takes you.



5. Practice makes perfect.



4. There is always time to enjoy a good cup of tea.



3. It's okay to be messy in public.



2.We are all equal in this world, regardless of race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation.



1. Sometimes being ugly is the most beautiful thing in the world.



Bonus:
Footage of Lady Gaga before she was famous. Enjoy!

75 comments:

Aquiles Damiron-Alcantara said...

This is so clever and fun lol.

I have to tweet this to the world.

Aquiles

OceanDreams said...

She is very, uh, interesting to say the least. Not a fan but she is quite the character. Hope you are doing better today!

Friend in Fashion said...

Great post! :)
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xx

janettaylor said...

So fun!

Mrs. M. said...

love this post, and that first pic of her is way hot!

Fashion Court said...

i ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER. my dad actually loves her too LOL ... my grandma was like bashing her (apparently she watched the grammys? who knew..) and i couldn't stand it.

hope everythings been going better for you darling! xo

Some Girl said...

Lady Gaga is great. She's so ridiculous. It's the best.

perfectionishuman said...

This is precisely why I love her so damn much!

Leah said...

I love the lessons you learned from Lady Gaga... so true. I love her... she is a real icon!!!

Cafe Fashionista said...

Best. Post. Ever. Jennifer I so adore you!! :)

DEA said...

Oh wow, this is too much, flippin' hilarious!! Who knew, 10 easy steps!

Barry said...

Yeah she's outrageous and terrifically talented and everything else. But I still REALLY wish she had stayed as she was in the video you posted a while ago (vintage Lady Gaga).

Stephanie's such a beautiful woman, she doesn't need to hide behind all the crazy "Lady Gaga" pop garb. Her music used to have such a purity to it, especially when she sang ballad.

She still has one HELL of a voice though.

Sandy said...

I love Lady Gaga's music! I do all my cardio workouts to her.
Thank you so much for your wonderful comment hunny. It means so much to me.
I'm so happy to see you blogging again.

Birthday Girl said...

life according to gaga...i love! xx

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katthroatworld said...

thank you!! i heart lady gaga!

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Jessica said...

Best. Post. Ever.

:-)

What Would a Nerd Wear said...

this is awesome! i love lady gaga--she is totally fearless when it comes to what she says and wears, and her confidence and bravery is definitely something to admire!

Elaine said...

LOl! This was awesome. I really enjoyed reading this! Gaga is just too fun not to have around ;)


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WILDasaMINK said...

I NEED those BARBIES! They are sooooo rad!
thanks for all the nice comment on my blog--you're awesome!

FIAN said...

all of the pictures in this post are very very great dear! oh,,just lady gaga as the queen! :)

<3

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Style Artisan said...

Hey..she completely understands that bad press is better than no press at all!

And that kind of sums up our society!

Seriously, I hope that you are doing better.

Meg said...

I like Lady Gaga and what's better, she can really sing! (I sound like Randy Jackson)

That Chelsea Girl™ said...

Great list!

The Sound of Lace said...

I love her!
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Festy said...

Thanks for your comment!
I love your blog!
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The Owl's Closet said...

great post!:D i love the piano rendition of poker face! she's so talented! omgosh, i remember that show! i can't believe that's her!!

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Sherin said...

Awesome post!!! Its so brilliant. I love 'fabulousness knows no pain': Too perfect!

Daisy Chain Adventures said...

I love this post! The gaga is amazing!
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Inspiration in Italy said...

Great post Jennifer! She definitely is not afraid of any critics, which is something to admire in a person for sure. xoxoxo

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

I came by to say hi and I just loved your blog. Truly awesome!!!!So, thanks for giving me the chance to find your gorgeous blog!
Loved your post, cute and great photos.
!
Have a sweet day!
Betty x

zoee said...

Thankyou for the comment! This is all so interesting, and true. Well done on a great post!

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Thanks for your comments on my blog.
I'm following now!
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Sogni e Sorrisi said...

GaGa is fierce, although I worry about that headpiece she wore to the Grammys. Imagine the people sitting behind her?! Seriously, she could have taken an eye out. lol

daisychain said...

epic post!

Nina said...

Jennifer!

This was sooooo tongue-in-cheek WISE!

Please tell me ... HOW ARE YOU?

Vanilla said...

Love ths post, wise words :) sounds like a great way to live :) Following.

Love, love vanilla

gleenn said...

i do know the story how she became famous but had not really known much about her songs and her character. this post is fun. interesting. glad to see you again girl. :)

Ela said...

I love that she didn't win the $100 but that she's been on MTV like a million times after that and is like filthy rich now. Just goes to show we can lose out on small opportunities that seem big at the time...yet there amazing opportunities that await us...we just don't know it yet :)
xoxo

English Rose ♥ said...

This was SUCH a hilarious post - i loved every bit of it!!

Merci beaucoup for the super sweet comment ma chérie =]

Stay safe and chic darling,
English Rose x
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Rachel said...

Great post!

Anna Jane said...

Still can't get over how different she looks now compared to before she was famous. I have to admit I'm a fan despite her weirdness, but that's what makes her so great!

- Anna Jane xxx
(PixelatedBlonde.com)

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Amy said...

Ohmygod, I love this!! Great lessons!

Also, thank you for always being so sweet on my blog. I think you are FABULOUS too!

Much love,
Amy

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Couture Carrie said...

Fantastic post, darling!
I love Gaga!

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MissNeira said...

Ok so love this post!
I love her, she really is amazing and such a great and humble personality in front of people

Jaime said...

Great post and oh so true. I do like Gaga...she is so unique.

Pop Champagne said...

omgg Lady Gaga has a face!! Hmm she's okay looking. I think I like her blonde, as much as I enjoy burnettes like Miranda Kerr... haha! I love this post though, very inspirational, and yes being messy in public is okay as long as it's not trashy!

Manon said...

Great post!
Gaga is such a fascinating person.

Leia said...

Jen this is an amazing post! I love her so so so much! My internet is really slow but I'm going to let the videos buffer and watch them now. <3

bryna said...

love this, great idea!

Sophia said...

I LOVE these life lessons!!
P.S. Thank you for your comment on my blog. It is so hard to depart from your best friend. I realized I couldn't see the real her because we had so much fun together every time we hung out. Thanks for your support!

Much love,
Sophia
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Melanie's Randomness said...

EXACTLY!!!! =) Oh this is awesome!! I love Lady Gaga cuz she is who she is & she doesn't try to be something she isn't. I would love tho to see her for just one second after the camera's were gone where she goes, "Woa I actually pulled that off!". She's gotta say that at least once a day. hehe.

Oh Jennifer thank you for your comments. Your right. I really was thinking about what people have said, & yours especially rang clear to me cuz I was like Omg she knows, she knows what's its like, & she has made such a success & found Rian & you give me so much hope. I'm glad your my friend. I wish I could give you a big hug!! I hope your week is okay, its probably alot to deal with, but I hope your friend came & cheered you up!!!

em.me.ma said...

i always wanted to learn how to make a bow with my hair <3


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dancinginchiffon said...

fabulous post darling!

Treacle said...

Girl, I love me some Lady Gaga. She's my fashion idol, and she's quickly becoming someone I look up too personally as well.

Vicki said...

fabulous post my dear!! lady gag is pretty mental but shes a fabulous entertainer! :)
magpie-girl.blogspot.com xo

The Poor Little Rich Girls said...

GaGa is Amazing, the girl can do no wrong!
Love the blog,
Love, The Poor Little Rich Girl's.x

Audrey Allure said...

awesome, love this post!
lady gaga is such an inspiration <3

childrens jewellery said...

She has a horrible sense of style

Iva said...

she is def awesome. I mean for sure over the top...but, I love her confidence ;)

Adela said...

hahahahah i loved watching that video! so funny! =)

http://pinkchampagnefashion.blogspot.com/

betz said...

I love this post Jen. There's just so much about lady Gaga beyond Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! =)

xx,
betz
http://herarmoire.blogspot.com

Sabine said...

Well observed and so wise... I'm going to start learning some of these lessons!

Missy said...

i love this post! so inspirational x

Missy
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style, substance & sutton said...

ha, oh gaga!

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Zanah said...

Great post... lol :) Mon Mode Blog

Fashion Police said...

hahaha this is one crazy blogpost!

p.S.I love your Blog :)

Fashion Police said...

hahaha this is one crazy blogpost!

p.S.I love your Blog :)

Anonymous said...

I'm obsessed. It's hard not to fall madly in love with her. And for all of you who think she hides behind this "Lady Gaga fasad", well I think she can act and be as outrageous as she feels like, because she does know who she really is. The women is a genius, genuine, and a pure authentic talent!

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Kyle said...

I appreciate you finding inspiration in somebody but... most of your list doesn't qualify as a "life lesson" and also the parts that do qualify should have been bestowed upon you before Lady Gaga appeared.

Just my 2 cents

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