Perhaps as a movie star. Perhaps as a rock star. Or, perhaps as a youtube video phenomenon. I'm not sure yet.
Some of you may be shocked because you didn't know I was striving for such a heightened goal. Others of you may be shocked simply because you thought I was already famous. Am I right?
I don't want you all to worry. When I become a SUPERSTAR, I will definitely remember who my real friends are. You can still write me and I'll respond. I might even send you tickets to my big show or movie premiere or whatever. I'll still be ME.
Anyways, in light of my revelation, I thought I would share with you some exciting photos: what celebrities looked like before they were famous. Yay?
We all know what I look like now, in my pre-fame years:
I'm such hot stuff now, I can't even imagine what I'm going to look like once my high-profile hair stylist and famous makeup artist get their hands on me.
Probably something like this:
(But that's just a modest guess).
Anyways, on to the stars!
Ashley Greene
Before she was a bad ass vampire in the Twilight series, Ashley was simply the hottest girl at her high school. With this school photo, it's no wonder the Florida beauty queen quickly rose to stardom.
Megan Fox
Before Megan turned herself into a Hollywood sexpot, she was just a goofy-looking Catholic schoolgirl from Tennessee. Do you like her unibrow?
Taylor Lautner
Better bod, same boyish charm. Smouldering glances were Taylor's speciality even before he hit puberty.
Brad Pitt
Nothing says sex symbol more than Brad Pitt in the late 1980s.
Jon Hamm
Before he was the sexy, mysterious Don Draper, the Mad Men actor was the star of his Missouri high school's football team. Um, yummy!
And finally...
Katy Perry
Before she sang about kissing girls, Katy Perry was known as Katy Hudson, a Christian singer inspired by God. A far cry from the raven-haired seductress we know today, huh?
So, what do you think?
65 comments:
Taylor Lautner has always looked really, really odd to me. Just like that other dude from Twilight. I can't even remember his name he's so weird looking.
It's probably why I've never cared about those movies.
Wait, you're not already a famous superstar?! :P
I loved this. Megan Fox's picture really surprised me! And Don Draper was sooo sexy as a high school footballer ;)
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Hahaha! This post was awesome to read! Loved it! XOXO
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OMG these pics are priceless!
Especially loving John Hamm!
xoxox,
CC
Oh my, I did not know that about Katy Perry! Love her! And I though you were already famous ;-) Don't worry, you'll get there!
Jon was so adorable in high school, awwww!
good luck on your rise to stardom!
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LOL. Too funny. I just discovered your blog, and love it! Love the wit and the writing. You are great. Will surely visit more often to discover delightful features like this one. And hope you will remember me when you become the world's biggest star!
really witty post and it was awesome to see the stars in their "pre-fame" era...i loved megan fox's unibrow ;) (proves she was actually human once hee hee)
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Never forget us little people, you star you ;)
Jon Hamm just oozes sexiness no matter what. If I went to high school with him, I'd be crushin' hard. On the daily.
Hilarious! That picture of Brad Pitt will haunt me for the rest of my life. xxx
Looks like you and me have the same ambitions. We can be famous and awesome together.
I'm crazy lol-ing at Taylor Lautner's childhood pic.
Wow! Brad Pitt's pic is too cute lol Ashley Greene hardly changed since highschool lol I'm glad you'll still keep in touch when you're famous hehe:D
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Taylor looks so cute when hes young!!
Haha you're so funny! I think it's kinda neat to see the transformation over the years for all the diff stars x
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Katy Hudson - no way! Oh and isn't it amazing what good tweezing and shaping can do?
Lol you're so funny ! And this is a great post . They all looked hot before they were famous except for Megan Fox . That's weird . Haha .
Funny post honey!
I am not surprised at all. I always knew you would become famous and I'm so pleased that you will still remember me and still be my friend. How exciting! This is such an interesting post. Megan Fox WOW I simply cannot believe the change. Its interesting to hear about Katy Perry. I knew a bit about that before.
Ha wow some celebrities have always been so incredibly good looking (Katy Perry for example!). Not fair!
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Taylor Lautners hair hasn't changed!
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WOW hahaha! you should have posted a before and after of Nicki Minaj. She's gone through so many looks its absolutely ridiculous. Great post!
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Ohmigosh that's Megan Fox?! I think I just died! She's a natural blonde? I thought black was her true haircolor - crazy!
If I was Brad Pitt I would pay someone to make that before picture go away - I almost fell off my chair laughing when I saw it!! :P
haha Taylor L looks so funny in that pic!
Count me among those who thought you were already famous!
The Megan Fox pic definitely surprised me the most...aside, I guess from the fact that Katy Perry sang christian music.
The Brad Pitt pic just made me laugh really hard...
LOL
that twilight guy looks exactly the same perhaps hes been planning to have that role his entire life.
interesting post here!
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Oh my gosh I love seeing the before and after shots! I can't believe Katy Perry was a christian singer. Mind.blown.
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I love this, really good post/photos!xx
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SUCH a fun post, dear! Of course Ashley Greene has always been gorgeous.
xo Josie
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Oh my, John Hamm has always been a hottie! Megan Fox looks completely different.
Can I get my autograph now please?
hahahah i liked this post very much !
meagan fox is just soooo different ! and yes the unibrow was funny !lol
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hahaha i love this post! ashley greene is so prettyyyy.
dont forget about your blog readers once you get (more) famous! ;)
xoxo
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I love seeing before they were stars pics! So hilarious- and they really did go through the awk teen years too! haha.
happy weekend!
Hahaha! Nice post! Ashley Greene still looks the same. She's so pretty!
Hahahaha!
Thats a great post, right there! :)
I love all the revelations and yes I believe you when you say that you're going to be famous :)
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Thanks for the comment! Yeah those two dresses are amazing.. the lady gaga dress is quite gross... but it's very gaga ;)
anna
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Wow, Ashley Greene really was the hottest girl in high school! And John Hamm... no surprises there at all! And I'm sure you'll look way better than that second picture when, ahem, MORE famous than you are now!
Aw, how fun!
Great post. Love the way you deliver the story.
Just like all other commercial products, a superstar is a product to the management company and somehow they are twisted and become someone who they would never be if they weren't a star.
The society has imposed some unwritten criteria for people who want to be a star. And the result can be good, or bad, it always depends on the star itself.
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thanks for doing this post. loved it. i remember seeing taylor lautner in that shark boy and lava girl movie years ago, before he was famous. i took my nieces and nephew. love that ashley greene is so pretty then and now!
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Thanks for the sweet comment. And your blog is fab! Love the Twilight references (yes, I'm one of those)...
Stop by again sometime.
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How crazy is that? Thanks for this. So much fun. Love that Don Drapper (whatever his real name is, doesn't matter ;-) was always hot.
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What a GREAT post!!!
Thank you so much for stopping by my blog....lets stay in touch:)
Have a fabulous weekend!
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LOL Yes! I love Brad Pitt's picture.
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Haha Taylor's & Megan's pics and your commentary made me laugh. And wow Jon Hamm looked hot even back then!
You always have the best posts! Taylor Lautner...no words, so LOL worthy.
xx
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Lol...i love it. esp megan fox's uni. and offtopic, but i love the title of ur blog. hahaha.
Hahaha so funny to see!
Just brilliant! The one that shocked me the most was Megan Fox... wowzers!
Living in LA we get to see the transformation from everyday beauty to jaw dropping movie stars and all I can say is, those hair and make up people are worth their weight in Gold!
xo tash
Ahahahha
this post is so so cool
I hadn't seen anyone of those pictures
ahaha they have changed so much
♥ Marley
That Katy Perry thing just totally bowled me over - aahhahaha. You can hear that "i'm going to break out of this someday" edge to her voice. Hehehe.
Taylor looked kinda creepy!
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Love these pics!!
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No way that's Katy Perry!! I listened to the song and still can't believe it. She actually looked quite spiritual back then!
haha, great post and pictures!! :)SarahD
I always love to watch photos like that!
Ashley Greene is like wearing a wig!!!
No comments about megan fox! hahahha
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Dying over Taylor's pic. Soooooo funny!
Great before and afters! I know you'll be famous
xoxo
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really great post! you're so funny :D
xx
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Wow! I am really surprised about Megan! Lol.
Can't wait to see you famous one day! :)
we all go through this awkward stage uh....
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Hi, very interesting post, greetings from Greece!
I'm so happy Megan Fox had a unibrow.
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