Yesterday morning, I totally forgot it was April Fool's Day.
I'm kind of pissed off because I had an entire joke post conceptualized, but I didn't have a computer, or the time, to put it all together.
I was going to make a post revealing that I am, in fact, a 48-year-old man named Frank who still lives with his parents. I was going to tell you that I was living behind a curtain of deception and shame. I was going to claim that I had always wanted to be a 20-something-year-old girl and this blog was my hand into that world.
I was even going to post photos of a man like this one and claim it was me.
I was even willing to take it one step further and change my blog's name to Frank Fabulous for the day.
But I didn't. Sigh.
It probably would have failed anyway. A lot of you are friends with me on Facebook and know I'm not Frank. Shit, some of you have even MET me so you clearly would have known it was a prank. So, yeah it wouldn't have totally worked.
By the time I realized it was April Fool's Day, it was already well into the afternoon. After a couple bottles of happy juice, Kerrie and I decided to put ourselves in a relationship together on facebook. We thought it was hysterical. Unfortunately, nobody else did.
Nobody commented or even noticed. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that everyone either knew it was a joke and didn't care, or that maybe everyone already assumed we were lesbian lovers and they were simply surprised we took so long to make it official. Who knows.
Fail. Fail. Fail.
Don't be disappointed though. I'll get you next year!
Muwhahahahaha!! (Evil laughter)
Shit. I'm a dork. Sorry.