Monday, July 4, 2011
Let Freedom Ring!
We are innovative.
We are good honest folk who drink good honest beer.
You can keep your soccer.
We live in between LA and NYC.
We prefer to buy our ice cream in the same store which sells our ammo.
Movie stars are so 50 years ago.
It was written in the Constitution that yes, we will get in your fucking face.
We introduced you to McDonald's. You're welcome.
We don't think this is weird.
But most of us think this is.
We are Americans.
Happy Independence Day.