Journalist. Mother. Bunny enthusiast. Pop culture junkie.

Journalist. Mother. Bunny enthusiast. Pop culture junkie.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Let Freedom Ring!

We are innovative.

We are good honest folk who drink good honest beer.

You can keep your soccer.

We live in between LA and NYC.

We prefer to buy our ice cream in the same store which sells our ammo.

Movie stars are so 50 years ago.

It was written in the Constitution that yes, we will get in your fucking face.

We introduced you to McDonald's. You're welcome.

We don't think this is weird.

But most of us think this is.

We are Americans.

Happy Independence Day.


Asta said...

omg..i love this.

socialitedreams said...

i died laughing at the cow motorcycle...omg, that made my LIFE bwahahaha

happy independence day my fellow american :P

Theonlyfashionprincess said...

some of them are really great. I liked the two pictures of Hugh Hefner & the gay marriage. I think the fact that the one is cool and the other is strange, is very weird.

would you please vote for me here by clicking on "STEM" (and share this with some friends)? You're able to vote every day and I'd be so so so grateful!

Josie said...

Haha, hilarious, Jen. Happy 4th, my dear!
xo Josie

Sherin said...

Greatest post ever! I loved it. Happy 4th July to you!

Sarah said...

Very good! Happy 4th of July!

Anonymous said...

I'm torn as to whether or not to show this to my American boyfriend... I think I might have to, though :) SO FUNNY

Susie said...

This was hilarious! Happy Fourth!

Miksu said...

Happy Independence day to you, too! :) Finland's is on December :D

People don't always realize how important independence is! We in here could be still part of Russia or Sweden, but I'm happy to call my homeland Finland.


Imogen said...

Happy Independence Day to you. Love this fun post. I love Americans forever for introducing us to McDonalds.

jos xx said...

such an original post! keep it up!! and happy 4th of july!!!

jos xx

Stephanie said...

Is this one of those "you can only laugh if you're American" things? Because I thought it was really funny. And a lot of it can also apply to those of us North of the border. Happy Independence Day my American friend! :)

Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl said...

Haha, what a fun congratulatory post! Happy 4th of July to you!

Baby Budget Blog said...

Cool post! Happy Bday America!

Shannon said...

hahahaha - happy 4th, chick.

-E- said...

have you seen the louis theroux documentaries about the westboro baptist church? pretty good. go USA!

Kristin said...

LMAO. You are the best! Happy 4th!

Bonnie said...

Marry me now, please. Mr. A will understand.
P.S. This could not be more correct. It is the true definition of being an American.
Twitter: @GlamKitten88

P.S. I have no idea what people were talking about on my blog when they wished me a happy anniversary. It wasn't our anniversary. I never mentioned an anniversary. I don't know where that came from.

Vix said...

Brilliant! You are spot on. Have a good 'un. xxx

Danielle said...

Hahahaha brilliant, just brilliant! :)


Anonymous said...

Hhaha i love this post! Allthough i don´t live in us i feel like i know everything there, like in the post :)

Movies on my Mind said...

I honestly think that you should have your own television show like Letterman or something. This post made me laugh... not an easy thing to do.

As a Brit with no civic pride and a complete incomprehension of jingoistic patriotism, let me wish you a happy ID4.

Pop Champagne said...

LOL this is hilarious, yea we do buy ice cream in the same place as the motor oil or ammo (but we can't own guns in canada) and the hugh hefner thing well, he's just... special! haha! happy 4th of july!

Rachel {Da Paura ♥} said...

What a post Jennifer!!! Some strange stuff here in the USA for sure..... some really twisted things...

I hope you are having a great weekend & I must thank you for all of your amazing comments lately. You always brighten my day, truly.


Tanvi said...

You are crazy funny. Crazy and funny too!!! :P

Hope you had a good 4th of July

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♥ joei said...

Happy 4th of July!

Definitely, Maybe

Chelsea Elizabeth. said...

Haha oh my. This made me laugh so hard. Every country has its flaws, right? hahah
Happy fourth of july. :)

<3Chelsea Elizabeth said...

This is very humorous and deeply profound. I especially like the references to what we think is weird/not weird. How perverse our values are.

I hope you had a great 4th. Be well.

Anonymous said...

Haha))) nice)

Deborah said...


Thanx so much for your comment, hun!
Your blog is awesome!! I'd be really glad to follow you:)

Couture Carrie said...

Love this post!
Hope you had a fabulous 4th, darling!


Diego R. Wyatt said...

LMAO I just screamed in my office. This is hilarious. Awesome photos. Hope your 4th was a blast!!!


Audrey Allure said...

Such a great post! Hope you had a happy 4th :)

L.Voss said...

I almost peed my pants laughing at this you are too hilarious

Olga said...

I wouldn't recommend sending this lineup of photos in a capsule for aliens :)

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FashionJazz said...

Totaly fab post babe, ur the best! Xx

Fashion.MakeUp.LifeStyle said...

OMG...I seriously can't stop laughing..this is by far one of my favorite's post from you girl!!

These images are truly priceless.

<3 Marina