Thursday, July 28, 2011

Strange Bridal Gowns

The other day I showcased my favorite wedding gowns.

But during my search I also came across some of the most hideous and bizarre bridal gowns I had ever seen.

I just knew I had to share them with you!

Here are some of the hidden treasures I came across:


There is a giant somewhere missing his wad of Kleenex.



This wedding dress is so many levels of wrong. The creepy hood is only one of them.



Why didn't someone talk this poor woman out of this idea?!?



The cinnamon roll bride was escorted by the baker down the aisle...classy.



I don't understand this dress. Someone please explain it to me.



I empathize with this woman. I get what she was trying to do. I mean, sometimes you have too many friends. They can't all be bridesmaids. This is clearly a heartfelt solution to let everyone feel like they are part of the bridal party.



This bride's gown was made entirely out of balloons. I have nothing else to say on this matter.



Believe it or not, the bride is actually still inside this dress. It ate her, you see.



Aaaand you know your wedding dress is bad when the Hello Kitty bridal gown looks normal compared to it.


What do you think of these strange wedding gowns? Which one was the weirdest in your opinion?

64 comments:

MG said...

Holy fuck! These are all so hideous I can't pick the worst one. They all suck. Why do people have to make a mockery of everything with their shitty taste? If the dress sets the tone for the marriage you can bet that all these women are divorced.

Shannon said...

I would end up eating my cinnamon roll dress and be naked by the end of the night.

...well, I guess that is kind of the point, right? ;)

Katie said...

Oh my gosh! haha! I hope the cinnamon roll dress was purely for indoors, I can only imagine the birds swooping down!

Gracey said...

Hahaha oh my gosh those are hilarious! As much as I LOVE cinnamon rolls, that's a bit much. Thanks for sharing!

Kiki's Book of Dreams said...

Th big dress you comment on the dress eating the girl, is mad with paper! that is art! the other ones are so strange and weird, for me not in the good way! But still interesting post
Hope you had a great day!
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xoxo Kiki

Courtney Erin said...

They're all insanely bizarre - wow!

xoxo ~ Courtney
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Miksu said...

I think the first pic is closest to normal... But must say, they're all kind of creepy, weird and awful :DD

xx
absofuckinglutely

Bonnie said...

You have to love the one with the Klu Klux Klan hat. I mean. Seriously. Really?

I would have too much fun with the bubble dress. Popping bubble wrap is a big enough obsession of mine. Can you imagine actually wearing bubbles?

That reminds me of the time I dressed myself up in a bubble wrap suit and fell down the stairs, effectively popping any and all bubbles.

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♥ joei said...

Oh my those are crazy dresses!! I laughed when I read your caption about how the dress probably ate the bride :))

Definitely, Maybe

Francesca R said...

hahaha!!! I had a lot of fun looking at these gowns! The one with the lights win them all!!
xx
http://dontcallmefashionblogger.blogspot.com

Venus In Virgo said...

This is the third Bridal post I saw in a row. Is the universe telling me to get married? LOL! The creepy hooded gown is just well, creepy! XOXO

Mouthwash said...

OMG. Jennifer, I am in a LIBRARY for pete's sake, and I just BURST OUT LAUGHING SO LOUD when I saw that baloon dress. SO LOUD that the woman next to me JUMPED.

Your blog is banned from me, whenever I am in the Library.

I'm kidding. 'Cause, it was really funny.


Amber
Ambersmouthwash

Tanvi said...

And that's why you can't trust people to make good choices for themselves. I feel so better interfering in people's shopping decisions now! :)

How do you even find such things? And why, most importantly. Whatever the reason continue it ... 'coz it is HI-LA-RIOUS! :)

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Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I'm still weirded out by the cinnamon bun dress but I'll take the Hello Kitty dress, just to have it!
xoRobyn

Sarah said...

The light up dress reminds me of a programme called 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' which was on Channel 4 over here a few months ago, a must watch for more dresses like this!
x

Leia said...

Hahahahhaa! Each one worse than the last!

Leia

Kavery said...

So hard to pick the worst- but the one made of balloons came close. How did she sit down, dance and do all the other stuff?? The mind puzzles over that!

Andrés Corella said...

All I have to say is..OMG why...Why is this happening...I feel bad for this brides....the dress you don´t understand I think is actually unexplainable is like...the blob..you just don´t know but if you get to close it will eat you!

xx
Andy
The Black Label

Sarah said...

These are really hideous bridal gowns! I think the weirdest ones have to be the one made entirely out of balloons and the one made out of cinnamon rolls, very odd!

Sarah
x

www.almostdelightful.com

Sunny & Star said...

So strange. And wrong is so many ways.

Tara said...

i like this post , i love Hello Kitty wedding gown , so pretty and cute :)

CILLA B said...

Am actually onlove with all the gowns from a creative stand point :). Great blog
http://fashberries.blogspot.com/

Josie said...

I can't even decide which one is the worst. Is it weird that the cinnamon roll one made me hungry? Casual...
xo Josie
www.winksmilestyle.com

Sophia said...

Those dresses are ridiculous. I seriously can't fathom the idea that someone would really want to wear any one of those down the aisle... I especially HATE the hello kitty one.

xo, Sophia.
http://apoetscircus.blogspot.com/

Punctuation Mark said...

there's definitely some strange people out there!

Felicia said...

My personal favorite is the dress masquerading as a Christmas tree; ahem, the one with the lights.

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Mimi said...

definitely the cinnamon roll and balloon dresses! woah. :O

<3, Mimi
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Vix said...

I was going to say the same as Sarah. Over here we had a really popular show called "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" where traveller brides were followed around and planned the most outlandish weddings.
They marry really young, don't date without a chaperone, rarely work and aren't aloud to drink so wearing the most outrageous dress in the world is their lifetime achievement. It's amazing if you get a chance to watch it. x

FashionJazz said...

Lol, babe, these are soo funny!!! Loved the post for a Friday! Mwah xx

kcomekarolina said...

soooo horrible!!!


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K.
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the nyanzi report said...

Ha! I love this post!

Sherin said...

Haha! I laughed throughout this!! The one with the hood is creepy on a whole new level.
And I don't get that weird one of the women looking like she's getting blown away in the wind either.

Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl said...

I would say the creepy hood is my least favorite because unlike others, it lacks the most style lol While I may not like other selections, at least I can see where one was coming from when designing them - there's an idea! And the hood one looks somehow unfinished to me.

Miladies said...

LOL!

These dresses are so weird! It's has been hilarious reading this post!

Thank you Jennifer !

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Miladies**

The Blonde Duck said...

Is it sad I love the Hello Kitty one?

We're totally gown bffs!

jos xx said...

oh god, these are insane people! i really dislike the one with the hood, it's creepy!

jos xx

Yves said...

the fifth one down, where you said "someone please explain this to me", i think that's an 'after/during' photo of a 'trash the dress' session. some crazy people do that, apparently. maybe it Was a relatively normal-looking dress before it got 'trashed'. what dyu think?

Olga said...

Having pictured myself in all of those dresses, I realized that I need some rest and a visit to the spa :)

Oh to Be a Muse said...

i was at an event last night and there was a designer there who made clothes out of balloons. she had a model wearing one of her dresses and hats--it was crazy! pics to come soon on the blog.

Meri said...

hahahaha! These are hilarious! Some are funny in a good way, but the hood? yowza!

Amy said...

OMG! These are hilarious!! I am just surprised people actually wore them... WOW!

Mani said...

That's is wrong in so many different ways! Anyhow, very interesting post doll!



hugs and kisses by Mani.

Carolina said...

no waaaaaaaaaaay!!! LOL.hope you can check out my blog for some +vibes and inspiration.xo

Bad Joan said...

Hilarious! The one that lights up and the baked good ones are the best!!

GTBB,
http://www.badjoan.com
http://www.badjoan.blogspot.com

Carrie said...

OHMYGOSH! These are all completely HIDEOUS. That one particular dress with lights is soooo funny. I can only imagine someone wearing that to their wedding day.

:)
Carrie
http://readmylifeascarrie.blogspot.com/

Miss Independent said...

wow, these are insane!!! haha

glee said...

Indeed, they're weird. But if were to choose which one I could wear, I'll the first wedding gown first, then the last pink gown second.

I guess they're what you call "offbeat gowns".

Jack W. said...

gosh, these dresses are strange... generally I don't like any wedding dresses because they all tend to look over the top, but these are just weird... :) though that cinnamon roll dress is kind of making me hungry ;) x
Love and Yumminess
Jack - fucktheseshoes.blogspot.com

Kyboe USA said...

Thanks for making us laugh out loud. The best start to our day ever!

Rachel {Da Paura ♥} said...

Hilarious!! I think the light up one may take the cake... but they are all just so crazy. I just want to know, are any of them actually for joking purposes are they ALL actually REAL dresses... meant for the isle... haha

Rachel

socialitedreams said...

LMAOOOOO..i was just about to say, sad day when the hello kitty looks the most normal.

omg at that 1000 foot train, wtf? and the hooded dress? bride of the klan apparently!

wow to them all lol

Vonnie
http://www.socialitedreams.com/

erinj0 said...

Hahahaha!! This was so fun to look at. The light up one looks like her dog/cat peed all over the dang thing and that long train... oh dear. It reminds me of when guys have those rat tails, I just want to cut it off!

It's hard to believe that people actually wear these...

cristina petre said...

haha, so funny!

Ocean Dreams said...

Oh my goodness - gross and hideous!! What were they thinking?! They must have not have been thinking at all, lol.

Sandra said...

The wedding bridal gowns is very famous and looking they all suck. If the dress sets the tone for the marriage you can bet that all these women are divorced.

Lolitha said...

Wedding bridal gowns are very special, it should be in very fashion and stunning. The wedding dresses are simply super for wedding ceremonies.

Marichu said...

Oh!my gosh!wedding gowns are so funny..I think this is not a wedding, it not looks like a wedding gown, it looks so fun..

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